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rasputin:

These are very clever, I really enjoyed them.

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Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

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Because it’s awesome!

This is how I feel inside, like a complete bad ass lol.

I love turkey.

A lingering memory relapses on the edge of my mind.
Full of distorted images, remnant sounds, tastes, and lost time.

Your eyes glimmer with life as they gaze into me.
Your smile so innocent, sweet, and carefree.

I can’t remember the words that were spoken that day,
but I do recall my fears just melting away.

As our bodies pulsate with energy and become one,
our souls merge together underneath the afternoon sun.

Come with me, your eyes whisper with a glint and a shine.
I will show you a new world and leave this old one behind.

I hesitate at first, ponder, then sigh.
Lead the way my love, all with the wink of an eye.

We spring into action,
fleeing the scene.

Where we ended up…
it felt like a dream.

I now end this thought…
with care and finesse.

I love this woman,
she’s better than the rest.

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by Ian Lehr

Me being a goof with my cousin Breanna, great girl. She’s going to do great things once she finishes college.

Me playing with my niece Bella. Great kid.

Fuck you world, I’m awesome.

Recycle your pets.

If we are God’s unwanted children, then so be it.

And I don’t want you, and I don’t need you
Don’t bother to resist, or I’ll beat you
It’s not your fault that you’re always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong

The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It’s all relative to the size of your steeple
You can’t see the forest for the trees
And you can’t smell your own shit on your knees

There’s no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker that’s in your way
Hey, you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean?
When you live with apes, man, it’s hard to be clean

The worms will live in every host
It’s hard to tell which one they hate the most
The horrible people, the horrible people
It’s all anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way
Old-fashioned fascism
Will take it away

Deborah Ann Woll - True Blood’s HOT ass red head :)